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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

14.06.2025 00:08

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

HELLO

Yes sir it is.

Why do so many people like life?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Sure no problem officer.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

What kind of pleasure do gay men get from being bottom? The idea is very appealing to me but in practice it's quite painful.

After a few moments he returns.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

What are some effective ways to cope with loss and grief?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

{RING} {RING}

Since the rise of feminism, the dating market has shifted to the disadvantage of men and that is causing this incel phenomenon. Why do women not understand how lonely the majority of men are?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

What song are you listening to right now? What does it mean to you?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.